February 2012
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do you ever feel like people just forget you exist
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Just because I don't talk to you
Doesn’t mean I don’t think about you. Doesn’t mean I don’t check up on you. Doesn’t mean I don’t worry and wonder about how you are doing. Doesn’t mean I don’t care about you anymore.
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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Teacher : You failed the test.
Student : You failed to educate.
me: i'm so over him
him: hi
me: kidding
Me: Music made by Gods
Friends: Ching-chong
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We're not together, but no one else is allowed to...
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California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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